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<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[Brinkman Extraction]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[CLICK HERE TO RETURN.|MAINPAGE]]<</timed>></span>ACTIVE PERSONS OF INTEREST
THREAT LEVEL: CODE RED
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[WAVELENGTH, Tangerine]]<</timed>></span>
THREAT LEVEL: ATOMIC BLUE
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[BRINKMAN, Lori Jay]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[GALAXY, Comet Sunspot]]<</timed>></span>
THREAT LEVEL: PITCH BLACK
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[HOPKINS, Riley]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[KINGSLEY, Kat]]<</timed>></span>
ELIMINATED THREATS
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[MASCON, Alice Poppy]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[NEBULA, Bowtie David]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[PHILLIPS, Booster Wilson]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[CLICK HERE TO RETURN.|MAINPAGE]]<</timed>></span>PERSON OF INTEREST #1483
PHILLIPS, Booster Wilson
Conspiracy Theorist
STATUS: THREAT ELIMINATED
D.O.B: 5/28/88
KNOWN ALIASES: Unknown
CITIZEN: United States of America
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Chicago, IL
MARITAL STATUS: Single
HAIR COLOR: Brown
EYE COLOR: Gray
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
Known associate of POI [[#1508|NEBULA, Bowtie David]] via Pepsi Navy Exposed website and mailing list. Communications have been monitored.
Coordinator of various information gathering operations and dead drops on the East Coast.
Made contact with POI [[#1521|HOPKINS, Riley]] and [[#1522|KINGSLEY, Kat]] at C2E2 on 2/29/20. Contents of dead drop unknown.
Eliminated on 2/29/20. Can we please move this out of Active POI? -- Q.
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PERSON OF INTEREST #1345
WAVELENGTH, Tangerine
Suspected Intelligence Agent
STATUS: ACTIVE, DO <b>NOT</b> ENGAGE
D.O.B: Unknown
KNOWN ALIASES: Assigned name is an alias. Real name unknown.
CITIZEN: Unknown, has been reported as speaking with English, American, and Russian accents at different times.
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Unknown
MARITAL STATUS: Unknown
HAIR COLOR: Dark Brown
EYE COLOR: Unknown, has been reported as blue, green, and grey. Possibly wears colored contacts.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
Has been observed to carry live weaponry, and appears to have access to miniature EMPs and signal jammers. Do not engage directly. Report all sightings to a superior officer.
Spotted in Anchorage, AK on 11/5/19.
Possible MI6 connection? Investigate further -- P.
Do we have anything real on this guy??? -- Q.
Possibly catfishing recent seamen recruits for information as of 3/13/20.
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PERSON OF INTEREST #1508
NEBULA, Bowtie David
Webmaster, pepsinavyexposed.neocities.org
STATUS: THREAT ELIMINATED
D.O.B: 10/2/89
KNOWN ALIASES: nebula.bowtie
CITIZEN: United States of America
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Unknown
MARITAL STATUS: Single (Divorced)
HAIR COLOR: Black
EYE COLOR: Gray
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
Known associate of POI [[#1483|PHILLIPS, Booster Wilson]].
Known associate of POI [[#1512|GALAXY, Comet Sunspot]], [[#1521|HOPKINS, Riley]], and [[#1522|KINGSLEY, Kat]] via Pepsi Navy Exposed forums. Communications have been monitored.
Possible connections to Orange Groves podcast network.
Potential upgrade to Code Red? He’s got followers now. -- Q.
Noted. Considering potential upgrade. -- P.
Eliminated on 3/27/20. -- P.
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PERSON OF INTEREST #1512
GALAXY, Comet Sunspot
Social Media Specialist
STATUS: ACTIVE
D.O.B: 7/14/96
KNOWN ALIASES: cherrycokecrusader
CITIZEN: United States of America
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Silver Spring, MD
MARITAL STATUS: Single
HAIR COLOR: Red
EYE COLOR: Hazel
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
Known associate of POI [[#1508|NEBULA, Bowtie David]], [[#1521|HOPKINS, Riley]], and [[#1522|KINGSLEY, Kat]] via Pepsi Navy Exposed forums. Communications have been monitored.
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PERSON OF INTEREST #1521
HOPKINS, Riley
Game Designer and Podcaster
STATUS: ACTIVE
D.O.B: 4/14/93
KNOWN ALIASES: RevRyeBread, JRHop, RileyHopkins, hawaiianpunchout
CITIZEN: United States of America
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Chicago, IL
MARITAL STATUS: Married
HAIR COLOR: Maroon
EYE COLOR: Green
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
Known associate of POI [[#1508|NEBULA, Bowtie David]], and [[#1512|GALAXY, Comet Sunspot]] via Pepsi Navy Exposed forums. Communications have been monitored.
Known member of the Orange Groves podcast network and associate of POI [[#1522|KINGSLEY, Kat]].
Made contact with POI [[#1483|PHILLIPS, Booster Wilson]] at C2E2 on 2/29/20. Contents of dead drop unknown.
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PERSON OF INTEREST #1502
MASCON, Alice Poppy
Graphic Designer, Pepsi-Co
STATUS: THREAT ELIMINATED
D.O.B: 4/15/1992
KNOWN ALIASES: sodapoppy, redesignyrlogo
CITIZEN: United States of America
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Valhalla, NY
MARITAL STATUS: Single
HAIR COLOR: Strawberry Blond
EYE COLOR: Blue
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
Application to R&D team in Valhalla, NY received on 2/10/2018.
Interviewed on 2/25/2018.
Accepted position on 3/2/2018.
Eliminated on 5/6/2019. -- P.
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<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 4s t8n>>[[RETURN TO MESSAGES.|MESSAGES (8)]]<</timed>></span><span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>Re: Brinkman Problem<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>Q,
Understood. Retrieval teams will be dispatched. I suggest you go with them to help clean up your mess.
- P.<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 4s t8n>>[[RETURN TO MESSAGES.|MESSAGES (8)]]<</timed>></span>PERSON OF INTEREST #1522
KINGSLEY, Kat
Podcaster
STATUS: ACTIVE
D.O.B: Unknown
KNOWN ALIASES: epsilina, validvanillacoke
CITIZEN: United States of America
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Chicago, IL
MARITAL STATUS: Taken
HAIR COLOR: Blond
EYE COLOR: Blue
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
Known associate of POI [[#1508|NEBULA, Bowtie David]], and [[#1512|GALAXY, Comet Sunspot]] via Pepsi Navy Exposed forums. Communications have been monitored.
Known member of the Orange Groves podcast network and associate of POI [[#1521|HOPKINS, Riley]].
Made contact with POI [[#1483|PHILLIPS, Booster Wilson]] at C2E2 on 2/29/20. Contents of dead drop unknown.
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<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 4s t8n>>[[RETURN TO MESSAGES.|MESSAGES (8)]]<</timed>></span><span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>Re: Progress Report<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>Q,
I expect better from you. Do not let Brinkman slip away again.
- P.<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 4s t8n>>[[RETURN TO MESSAGES.|MESSAGES (8)]]<</timed>></span><span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>URGENT ALERT<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>Recruits,
A member of your ranks has gone AWOL, and is suspected of colluding with Bowtie Nebula's allies. Be on the lookout for one Lori Jay Brinkman. If you see her, or hear of her whereabouts, report to your superior officer immediately.
This message has been approved by the P.e.p.S.I.<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 4s t8n>>[[CLICK HERE TO RETURN.|MAINPAGE]]<</timed>></span><span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>Re: Re: Re: Your Mission<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>Q -
Murder isn't what I signed up for. Fuck you, and fuck this place. I'm out.
Lori<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 4s t8n>>[[RETURN TO MESSAGES.|MESSAGES (8)]]<</timed>></span><span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>Re: Re: Your Mission<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>Q -
You should have told me I was going to actually be KILLING someone before you made me do it. I thought it was a drill or something! What the fuck were you thinking?
Lori<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 4s t8n>>[[RETURN TO MESSAGES.|MESSAGES (8)]]<</timed>></span>ONGOING OPERATIONS
PRIORITY LEVEL: FLAMIN' HOT
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[Operation BAJA BLAST]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[Operation LIQUID GOLD]]<</timed>></span>
PRIORITY LEVEL: NACHO CHEESE
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[Operation BLUE SHOCK]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[Operation ELECTRIC CHARGE]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[Operation LIVEWIRE]]<</timed>></span>
PRIORITY LEVEL: COOL RANCH
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[Operation DEW-S-A]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[Operation DISTORTION]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[CLICK HERE TO RETURN.|MAINPAGE]]<</timed>></span>INCIDENT REPORTS
ACTIVE REPORTS
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[BRINKMAN INCIDENT (4/7/20)]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>[[PEDERSON INCIDENT (1/23/20)]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[CLICK HERE TO RETURN.|MAINPAGE]]<</timed>></span>P.e.p.S.I CAPACITY
P.e.p.S.I operations are currently at <span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>30%<</timed>></span> total capacity.
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>5%<</timed>></span> of server memory is being used.
The P.e.p.S.I. is currently running <span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>436<</timed>></span> unique programs.
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[CLICK HERE TO RETURN.|MAINPAGE]]<</timed>></span>PERSON OF INTEREST #1524
BRINKMAN, Lori Jay
Naval Deserter
STATUS: ACTIVE
D.O.B: 7/30/92
KNOWN ALIASES: LJBrinkman, TheBrinksterrr
CITIZEN: United States of America
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: National Harbor, MD
MARITAL STATUS: Single
HAIR COLOR: Dirty Blonde
EYE COLOR: Brown
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
Known associate of POI [[#1512|GALAXY, Comet Sunspot]], via Twitter.
Considered AWOL as of 4/7/20. Access to M.T.N.D.E.W. has been revoked, and retrieval teams have been dispatched. -- P.
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[GO BACK.|PERSONS OF INTEREST]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>Brinkman Extraction<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>Q,
You have been assigned to manage the team selected to track and retrieve AWOL Seaman Recruit Brinkman. Report back to the P.e.p.S.I. with any new developments in the case.<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 4s t8n>>[[RETURN TO ASSIGNMENTS.|ASSIGNMENTS (1)]]<</timed>></span>OPERATION BAJA BLAST
PROJECT GOALS:
- Increase Pepsi-Co's military strength with experimental Baja Blast weapons technology
- Eliminate major industry competetors (i.e. Coca-Cola, Nestle Global)
- Unveil Pepsi-Co as a world superpower
PROJECT TIMELINE:
- First Baja Blast weapons test performed 9/5/19.
- First Baja Blast test on human target performed 3/27/20.
- Blast cannons on track to be installed on all major ships as of 4/15/20.
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[GO BACK.|ONGOING OPERATIONS]]<</timed>></span>
OPERATION LIQUID GOLD
PROJECT GOALS:
- Increase naval officers' strength and stamina with experimental DEWritos serum
- Work in tandem with Operation BAJA BLAST to unveil Pepsi-Co as a world superpower
PROJECT TIMELINE:
- First DEWritos tests performed on Pepsi-Co affiliated college campuses in October 2014.
- Information about DEWritos tests leaked to internet by [[Agent Tangerine Wavelength|WAVELENGTH, Tangerine]] in October 2014.
- Official Pepsi-Co PR statement about DEWritos development released on 11/9/14.
- Tests continued internally from 11/10/19 onward.
- Test Subject #067 breaks free of testing facilities, considered Missing In Action as of 1/23/20. See also: [[PEDERSON INCIDENT (1/23/20)]].
- Test Subject #054 successfully deployed in elimination of [[Booster Phillips|PHILLIPS, Booster Wilson]] on 2/29/20.
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[GO BACK.|ONGOING OPERATIONS]]<</timed>></span>
OPERATION BLUE SHOCK
PROJECT GOALS:
- Infiltrate Coca-Cola facilities with undercover Pepsi Navy intelligence officers.
PROJECT TIMELINE:
- First Pepsi officer hired to Coca-Cola affiliated marketing firm on 7/8/18.
- Further recruits hired throughout 2018-2019 fiscal year.
- Approx. 15 Pepsi Navy intelligence officers working undercover at various Coca-Cola affiliated facilities as of April 2020.
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[GO BACK.|ONGOING OPERATIONS]]<</timed>></span>
OPERATION DEW-S-A
PROJECT GOALS:
- Infiltrate US Government at the highest levels with undercover Pepsi Navy intelligence officers.
- Personal project of Q Medlock.
PROJECT TIMELINE:
- Approved to begin on 5/1/20.
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[GO BACK.|ONGOING OPERATIONS]]<</timed>></span>
OPERATION LIVEWIRE
PROJECT GOALS:
- Establish Pepsi-Co Spire Net as a viable backup for M.T.N.D.E.W., should M.T.N.D.E.W. be inaccessible or non-functional at any point in time.
PROJECT TIMELINE:
- First Pepsi Spire 1.1 and 2.0 machines released to select locations in May 2014.
- Pepsi Spire 5.0 machines released shortly afterwards, including information-sharing backchannels accessible to Pepsi Navy recruits.
- More complex login sequence to Spire Net devised on 2/4/16.
- Spire Net hacking efforts by anti-Pepsi resistance factions begin in September 2019.
- New login sequence to Spire Net devised on 4/20/20.
- Spire 6.0 machines with full P.e.p.S.I. integration in development as of May 2020.
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[GO BACK.|ONGOING OPERATIONS]]<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 1s t8n>>Re: Project Proposal Meeting<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>Dear Mx. Medlock,
Congratulations! Your project proposal for [[Operation DEW-S-A]]. has been approved by the Naval R&D board. Official paperwork will be delivered to your office shortly, including an expense report to be completed at the end of each phase of your project. We advise that you begin assembling your proposed team as soon as possible.<</timed>></span>
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 4s t8n>>[[RETURN TO MESSAGES.|MESSAGES (8)]]<</timed>></span>BRINKMAN INCIDENT (4/7/20)
Seaman Recruit Lori J. Brinkman left her assigned position in National Harbor, MD at 2:30 AM on April 7th, 2020, after sending a threatening message to her superior Q Medlock and announcing her intent to desert. A notice has been put out to all Naval officers to be on the lookout for Brinkman, and a retrieval team has been dispatched, headed by Medlock.
As of 5/8/20, Brinkman has not been found.
<span class="pulse-in"><<timed 2s t8n>>[[GO BACK.|INCIDENT REPORTS]]<</timed>></span>
PEDERSON INCIDENT (1/23/20)
Petty Officer Third Class Franklin Pederson escaped containment at Naval testing facility #005, during a scheduled fire drill on 1/23/20. All personnel at the facility have been discreetly notified and advised to take extra precautions in the event that Pederson elects to return. A retrieval team was sent to sweep the surrounding area, but no sign of Pederson was found.
As of 5/8/20, Pederson has not been found.
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OPERATION DISTORTION
PROJECT GOALS:
- Establish Pepsi Fact Hotline to provide general public with positive propaganda relating to Pepsi-Co products.
- Collect customer data to more effectively advertise to individual consumers.
PROJECT TIMELINE:
- Began development on 1/18/20.
- Alpha release of hotline launched on 2/30/20.
- Alpha release notes: Testers did not like the stilted language and flat emotional affect of the P.e.p.S.I. generated facts. Can we get a real human being on this?
- Public Relations employee Rocket Redmond assigned to manage day-to-day hotline operations on 4/5/20.
- Beta release of hotline launched on 4/24/20.
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OPERATION ELECTRIC CHARGE
PROJECT GOALS:
- Establish PepCoin as viable Pepsi-Co product based currency
- Establish brand loyalty via cashback rewards from PepCoin
- Grow PepCoin to influence the economy of the U.S. and eventually the world
PROJECT TIMELINE:
- Began development on 3/3/17.
- Beta tests with PepCoin currency among Naval officers run from August 2017 through February 2018.
- Public PepCoin release rolls out in September 2019.
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Did you request a Baja Blast earlier today? We got a request notification but no coordinate follow-up. Maybe just a system fluke.<</timed>></span>
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